Why you should join Kong's Barely Legal Revolution

Welcome to how we win the war

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There are foot soldiers like myself in the legal trenches.

We hide in anonymity, bobbing and weaving through bullets, diversity bots and eventually the Rainbow Skynet Army.

We need more.

We need YOU.

Who is BowTiedKong?

I am a county prosecutor trying to keep my area safe from the filth of society.

My purpose is to educate and impower you, the reader, to become more than someone who likes a post and keeps scrolling:

• Learn from my writings

• Understand how you can change and push back against the legal and administrative system

• Mobilize and WIN

Me as a prosecutor or even District Attorney can do so much. WE can change the world.

What you can expect from me and why you should join this corner of the Jungle:

• 1-3 FREE posts a week on current legal events, legal system information, depraved humor:

  Public Masturbator SZN

• Answering as many questions as I can via twitter (at bowtiedkong), in the comments, or in the mailbag

• Guest posts on various legal topics outside of my expertise. You

• The tools to enact changes to your laws and administrative hell holes.

• Occasional rants on my hobbies, including public speaking, plant medicine, and BJJ

• An eventual paid subscription with in-depth posts (similar to legal analysis ones), podcast, as well as full access to the archives…plus whatever other fun WE CAN COOK UP. Notice I said we - eventually we need a discord or something to discuss ideas, destroy bad baddies.

Our end state:

I am in the military and they frequently use this term. I don’t agree with much of what the military is doing (COUGH RAINBOW FLAG STUFF COUGH COUGH) but they get a few things right.

What is our end state?

• A smart, well informed group able that shares information and is able to coordinate globally to enact legal changes in their respective lands;

• the best joke meme creators and sharers this side of Jesse Kelly:

  Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC

  It’s time. It’s hilarious meme thread time. You know the rules. There are no rules. Do your worst. Go:

Whether you like it or not, the barbarians are at the gates

Everyone gets screwed by the law - the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is most likely being taken out by a political hit job based on laws about documents. It’s like Allen Iverson once said but about documents:

Documents?!? You talking documents?!?!? DOCUMENTS?!?

Others that get screwed by the law:

• Men - get hosed in family court like you cannot imagine;

• Women - femininity being taken away every law that allows men dressed as women in their bathrooms, winning their sporting events

• Kids - abused kids get put into the system, where they go from abused to neglected and potentially abused again

That’s the tip of the iceberg. We all need help and we need to work together.

Join the over 100 members of Kong’s Barely legal revolution today!

I want you in this group , I NEED you in this group! Let’s change the world together.

NAMASTE,

KONG