I'd lean in hard on "c'mon, nobody this stupid would be able to actually hide a body. He was framed."
Maybe add in a wife faked her own death multiplier, because after all, look at the guy. Who would want to be married to that tubby slob? Wife had all the motive in the world to frame him for murder and he would most certainly be stupid enough to help out entrapping himself by buying a bunch of cleaning items because she asked him to. Would you be willing to sacrifice a pint of your own blood and a prada bag to escape that ... that ... just look at him! (And this would be his defense counsel pointing this out of course.)
I'd lean in hard on "c'mon, nobody this stupid would be able to actually hide a body. He was framed."
Maybe add in a wife faked her own death multiplier, because after all, look at the guy. Who would want to be married to that tubby slob? Wife had all the motive in the world to frame him for murder and he would most certainly be stupid enough to help out entrapping himself by buying a bunch of cleaning items because she asked him to. Would you be willing to sacrifice a pint of your own blood and a prada bag to escape that ... that ... just look at him! (And this would be his defense counsel pointing this out of course.)
Good point, he is disgusting.
Kids still being there puts a damper on that. Kids being involved puts a damper on all of this.
Yes! Plot twist is they were HER internet searches
That’s next level plot twisting