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The Pedophile and his Discharge

The Pedophile and his Discharge

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BowTiedKong
Aug 05, 2024
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king kong, in a suit, with a tie, he looks confused

“…and for those reasons, I will be asking for an honorable discharge. Will you agree to it before boards?”

My jaw would have hit the floor…if I was not laughing and crying.

I am an Army Prosecutor for my Brigade. One of my roles is separating shitbag soldiers.

One of upcoming boards was for a convicted pedophile serving time in Prison.

Shitbag of shitbags. At least murderers usually only murder one person, pedophiles scar the child for life, and that kid is at risk of harming others. Plus it’s touching a kid, go rot in hell.

A few weeks before the trial, his military lawyer reached out to me. I figured it was to say “I’m his lawyer, I’ll be providing you a good soldier packet (i.e. why he does not totally suck), see you in a few weeks.”

Here’s what I actually got:

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