Stories from 24 hours of Better Call Kong

King Kong, at a casino, wearing a black tuxedo, with a white woman on his arm, the woman has blonde hair, and he is throwing dice at a craps table

“Hello, this is Agatha. Your number is in my phone. Can you give me a call?”

Agatha calls me once a week. She was originally referred to me by a legal service, saying she needed legal help.

It turns out she needs mental help, not legal help. Agatha called me for a THIRD time at 2 am today.

This is just one example of the craziness of owning one’s own law practice.

I had someone call around lunch yesterday. I was meeting up with a former co-worker while asking the following questions:

“What county do you owe child support in?”

“Ok, you don’t know that. Do you know what state?”

“Call me back if it is in my state. Thanks.” (He never called back)

Coverage work has been helpful to make quick cash. When you have no idea how you will make money, having a way to make ANY money is a great idea.

I recently ended up in a nearby county.

“Just set it for status”, my friend said. Too easy!

Nothing in life is usually THIS easy.

My friend is notorious for not having the most OPEN clients, and typically walks into surprises.

Guy walks into court late, I introduce myself. First thing he says:

“I have a warrant, just FYI….”