Sarah Brady is a broken modern woman
Jonah Hill and a tale as old as time
(Pic via pop crave?)
Yesterday I was sucked into the Jonah Hill vortex after his ex, Sarah Brady (no relation to Jan or Marsha) posted a series of texts from him (see above).
Like anyone killing time on the bird app, I made a few pithy comments, liked some tweets that also made comments, and lost time in my life I’ll never get back.
Luckily today I woke up early before anyone in my family was up to go to work. I didn’t do that, but it was a closer attempt than usual. I found myself again on said bird app, when I came across this nugget;
WHAT?
They dated YEARS AGO?!?
Why would a woman who dated someone YEARS ago now release those texts.
Oh wait, because Jonah Hill just became a father with another woman.
Let’s review the situation now that we have all the facts:
A good looking woman released private texts from an ex on or about the time he had a child with someone else he was dating
Said woman is or was a professional surfer, so she runs around half naked all day and posts pictures of that online
She has approximately 10,000 tabs on her current instagram story
A deep dive of her instagram reveals mostly pictures of herself fake laughing or pretending to have fun
Huh, someone pretending to have fun while holding back tears on the inside, where have we seen this before
Women going nuts after an ex is happy with someone else is a tale as old as time. It is hard for many women to accept that very few people, especially their ex’s, care about them.
Men know few people care about them, because when talking to other men the conversation usually is the other person talking about themselves, followed by you waiting to talk about yourself while somewhat listening.
Women, especially good looking ones, have had male attention since they were teenagers. They can’t FATHOM a reality where guys are uninterested in what they are doing.
This is mostly guy’s fault, because we will do or say anything to have sex.
“Your mom made hamburger helper for dinner? That’s so cool!”
“Hard to believe your friend lost her necklace while being black out drunk in Cabo, hope it turns up.”
“Christmas eve with your dad, Christmas morning with your mom and step dad, then Christmas evening with my parents. No, that’s not running around, it’s an opportunity for more love.”
When reality hits that someone no longer cares about you, it stings. Look at Madonna, she turned herself into a dominatrix lizard for one last gasp at male attention.
(Via something called the independent)
I feel bad for women like Madonna and Sarah Brady. Society and social media have conditioned them that, as long as they stay in shape and smile, they can have unlimited attention.
Unfortunately, the crazy clock always strikes midnight.
