No caffeine or nicotine, day three

My quest to go full Mormon hits more milestones

king kong, swimming in a cup of coffee, the cup is in the statue of liberty's hand

I grew up thinking Mormons were mostly closeted homosexuals since they don’t allow themselves to do anything I considered fun, plus Mitt Romney was running for President and that dude should not be allowed within 300 feet of a school.

Wait, he has HOW MANY GRANDKIDS?

I changed my tune on the mormons after reading Under the Banner of Heaven. Did you know they used to massacre indians? True story. Did you also know there are extremist mormons vs. cartel battles in Mexico? Strange, but also true.

Just because you don’t want to drink alcohol or have caffeine does not make you a homosexual, actually TikTok can. Regardless, youthful Kong now knows the folly of his ways.

What has day three been like?

For starters, I woke up and worked out right away. No laying there groaning, no shooing away my mistress while she is trying to blow me so I can THINK FOR A SECOND ALONE, just woke up and went for a run.

Jokes aside, I usually will procrastinate after a day of too much caffeine.

I don’t miss nicotine

In fact, I don’t even know why I started using zyn in the first place. Probably too much time on X seeing those funny, hilarious memes. Oh zyn.

I slightly miss caffeine, here’s why…