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My most WILD conspiracy theory yet

My most WILD conspiracy theory yet

Put your Alex Jones tin foils hats on!

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BowTiedKong
Apr 18, 2024
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AI alex jones, wearing a tin foil hat

It came to me in the shower, as all great ideas do.

Where it came from, I’ll never know.

It hit me like my son jumping onto my stomach with the full force of his growing Toddler body

Like that one kid during Junior year football practice, when I ended up separating my shoulder

Magic Johnson…

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