How to hide being Conservative on a jury
For DEMOCRACY.
Conservatives are easy to spot in a jury pool. Should you try and hide being a conservative in a jury pool? NO. Conservatives are the best jurors for state, and Vice versa for defense. The key is each side can only kick out a certain number of jurors just because. State will find you and keep you if we can.
Here is the key to hiding:
FIRST - avoid saying your bumper stickers, ESPECIALLY if they say ‘Let’s go Brandon.’ I once had a loud mouthed juror who showed up in an ‘all lives matter’ t-shirt. Did he have bumper stickers? OF COURSE. What were they?
-TRUMP 2020
-LOCK HER UP
-LETS GO BRANDON
To quote Brandon, “cmon man.” I was annoyed. What do you say if an attorney asks about your bumper stickers?
Do the opposite of Ray. Say NO to bumper stickers.
Note: Liberals LOVE saying their bumper stickers. Someone once described their bumper sticker as that one with all the aliens and people living in harmony. Yup, figured him out. See you later. Someone else said Biden Harris 2020. I nodded, circled, and tried to remove. I might have been out of challenges, I do not recall. I do recall knowing how they would most likely vote, regardless of the evidence.
SECOND: Be honest if there is a questionnaire. I will find you if you are a conservative - small business owner, multiple kids, regularly attends church, etc. Be honest. Smart attorneys know the code for conservatives. Like the above, no need to blurt anything out. Let us use clues to find you. If you have older kids, put their professions. Military, house wife, etc. We know. The other side may know too, but prosecutors cannot read minds. We have to know what we have to try and get rid of the other side. Sinple. Homeless on a beach is probably the best profession as a tell, IYKYK.
THIRD: Do not LIST ALL the judges and police officers you know. Mention one or two TOPS. Saying you know every lawyer and police officer in town is a conservative giveaway. That and owning a gun shop. Say you know one or two, say who they are, leave it at that. If you know a few, say the least highest ranking ones. “My nephew is a patrol officer” is better than “I barbeque with the Sheriff.” Yes, someone has said that in court. Yes, defense had them removed. Like most of life, keep your head down.
FINALLY: IF YOU DO LIE, TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE. “No, I don’t know anyone who does that.” / immediately talks to that person on break. Liberal activists sit in and around courtrooms and watch jurors. They will tell defense if you do something you said you would not. Be smart. Head down. Easiest way is to be honest, modest, and only tell what you need to. If you lie and do something stupid, someone, probably communist liberal, is watching. Yes, I’ve seen it and dealt with it. NOT FUN!
Frens, don’t let NGMIs ruin our legal system. Say the minimum to signal your squad, keep your head down. Let’s make criminals going to jail great again.