Funniest case I ever tried

"Please bro, make it stop!"

an asian man, trying to talk to a white person, the white guy has blonde hair, is 40 years old the white person is confused

“Dude, you gotta just make this stop”

Those were the words of my favorite probation officer, Tom.

Tom is a military guy like me, tough. He doesn’t put up with crap from his clients.

Cross Tom, don’t do something, or LIE to Tom?

You are getting launched.

Except for this one time…