Being a prosecutor is closer to an Office episode than Law and Order. Here is a typical AM for yours truly:
7:50 - get to the office. I start at 8 but this is government work, not sales.
8-8:15 - coffee and make fun of criminals with my admins. Most of my defendants are frequent flyers, think 80/20 rule. The PC statements are hilarious…unless you were the person shot at.
8:20-8:40 - AM poop. I'll get my schedule right, send out my GM to the jungle, read about what the communists are up to.
8:40-8:50 - pull my files for court, hope I did what I said I would between court dates. Occasionally sprint around looking for things that usually are found by my admin…in my office.
9 to 11 - court. Mostly getting new dates because either state or defense did not do something. It is professional courtesy to be ok with another date. Usually both sides have an issue, like wondering why we did not stay in sales 15 years ago instead of taking out $100k of debt to argue mostly nonsense in a likely roach infested courtroom.
11-11:15 - laugh with admin about court happenings. At least one defendant goes against his attorney’s advice and says something incriminating, like:
“I did it can I get probation now?”
“the gun is someone else’s, I just shot it”
“She a ho, your honor. She a ho.”
My eventual DailyWire comedy special will be mostly old court stories. I'll toss some anti-woke stuff to sweeten the deal.
11:15-1 - lunch, work on side hustle. You thought I did legal work after court?
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